asparagusses

asparagusses

1. plural of asparagus
   • 1976, Handbuch der Laubgehölze, →ISBN, page 188:

     Lit. Huttleston, D. G.: The names of three commonly cultivated ornamental Asparagusses; in Baileya 17, 58—63, 1970.

   • 2000 March 13, King of Cyberia, “Re: Enough”, in alt.tv.star-trek.next-gen (Usenet), message-ID <Pine.GSO.4.10.10003130055170.4985-100000@uhunix1>:

     TG :Do you know how cruel some farmers can be to asparagusses and / TG :poor turnips? It's outrageous, I tell you.. outrageous!

   • 2003 April 1, BeH, “Re: Yet another new thread”, in alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup (Usenet), message-ID <drfj8vsd9gjde238aiqm0vmj78o4ir0ver@4ax.com>:

     >I'm back for now, though. Until someone makes me cry. / By hitting you with asparagusses...?

   • 2007 May 2, Mr Potatohead, “Re: Will we teach respect for the law?”, in alt.rhode_island (Usenet), message-ID <Pv1_h.30255$OT4.18899@newsfe19.lga>:

     >> Those fruits and vegetables ain't gonna pick themselves. / > Then let them rot in the fields. / > / > / Wah!!! I want my asparagusses, broccolii,^[sic] bananas and oranges!!! And I don't want to work for a paving company or a landscaper either. Surely there must be a way we can have our cake and eat it too.

   • 2012, Cotter Craig Fi, Zebedee Helm, The Middle Class ABC, John Murray, →ISBN:

     Asparagus … Appearing at the beginning of April, plump green Asparagusses are the first major seasonal Middle Class foodie treat of the year.