pet the kitty

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pet the kitty (third-person singular simple present pets the kitty, present participle petting the kitty, simple past and past participle petted the kitty)

1. (vulgar, slang, of a female) To masturbate.
   • 2000, Susan Block, The 10 Commandments of Pleasure: Erotic Keys to a Healthy Sex Life‎, Souvenir Press, published 2011, →ISBN:

     Once you've got her "petting the kitty," watch her carefully, very carefully, not just for your own excitement—though it is, of course, very exciting—but to see how she likes to be touched.

   • 2005, Serena Anderlini-D'Onofrio, Plural Loves: Designs for Bi and Poly Living, Harrington Park Press, →ISBN, page 160:

     What would happen to all the holidays that bring families together once people discover they'd rather stay home and pet the kitty or spank the monkey?

   • 2007, Jamye Waxman, Getting Off: A Woman's Guide to Masturbation, Seal Press, →ISBN, page 215:

     Of the 40 percent of wankettes, only one in ten admitted to petting the kitty weekly.

• See also Thesaurus:masturbate.