pornstache

Blend of porn +‎ moustache.

• (General American) IPA^(key): /ˈpɔɹnstæʃ/
• (Received Pronunciation) IPA^(key): /ˈpɔːnstæʃ/

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pornstache (plural pornstaches)

1. (slang) A moustache that resembles one worn by an adult film actor.
   • 2003 August 14, “Listening Station”, in Las Vegas Mercury:

     If--and this is a substantial if--you can get past the neon rainbows, the jolly robots and the crooner with the Ron Jeremy pornstache on the cover of Danish duo Junior Senior's debut D-D-Don't Don't Stop the Beat, you're in for the most delirious, charmingly silly dance-pop you've heard since some jerkoff filched your Jackson 5 Greatest Hits cassette.

   • 2007, R. D. Reynolds, Blade Braxton, The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!, ECW Press, →ISBN, page 65:

     This was a far cry from Hall's original look, which resembled a 1970s adult film star. With his bushy hair and magnificent pornstache, Hall could have easily doubled for a muscle-bound John Holmes.

   • 2011, Tanya Huff, The Wild Ways‎, Daw Books, →ISBN:

     It wasn't Bo's girlfriend behind the wheel, unless she had what looked like a '70s pornstache attached to her upper lip.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:pornstache.