I'm a linux power user, enthusiast & a sysadmin but by no means does that make me an expert. It just means I know a lot about a particular area & not enough in other areas. We're all the same in the sense that no one person knows it all. If I see a stupid question, I'll most likey try to help because I personally ask stupid questions expecting serious answers.

However, those whose kung fu arsenal doesn't include mad googling skills then you just can't be helped, not here at least.